“Goodbye reality, hello Vegas.”
Do you want to ride The Big Apple? You know you do.
No matter where you go, there you are,
I’ve $uffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.
Man, you must really be angry to build a new house just to piss off your ex. But it must be done, we guess.
Update your ideas of Tashkent . It’s as hip as you would like.
A bicycle is the finest mode of transport known to mankind.
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
Step into the real NYC. The Bronx.
Old is gold, especially when it comes to cars.
Step back in time and live your Indiana Jones moment.
Vaporetto? You won’t forget-o
It’s like a hidden treasure that’s only visible to people who seek it.
When you travel to hot places, play it cool. Don’t be a fool.
“We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don’t be left up in the air.
Le train to Montmartre. Est-ce possible?
Lavish pink accents, Gold Rush Steak House, all in one place. Say hello to the Madonna Inn.
Remember: New York isn’t going anywhere. Relax.