Do I have clearance to ask you out on a date?


WARNING – look away now if you are allergic to bad naughty humour.
“After being deprived of two of my favorite activities — travel and sex — over the past year, one thing I’m looking forward to as both become more feasible is that inexplicable wave of horniness that reliably overcomes me when I’m on a plane.”
Apparently this is a thing. I guess it brings new meaning to wanting to get off (in) an airplane.