“I vant to be alone”
Funny
I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.
A post box (British English) also written postbox; also known as pillar box) Got it?
“We aim to keep this toilet clean. Your aim is appreciated.”
“Mosquitoes find me delicious.” – Mitch Hedberg
Your editor's parents were teachers. Thus, we were trained how to speak "well English." It's one of those things that get burned into your cranium . . nee, your entire being. When we see awful examples of the English language - especially in professional publications, it makes our hair curl, for sure.…
Wilton, in South Wiltshire, was once the capital of the ancient kingdom of Wessex.
Don’t forget to check before you go. You might miss something – like your son!
“I shoulda stood in bed”
If you tried, would you be a fair dodger? Or a Fare dodger?
The micronation of Molossia embraces creativity and chocolate chip cookie dough.
“Yes, but what about MY needs??”
Man, you must really be angry to build a new house just to piss off your ex. But it must be done, we guess.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find. (Reddit)
Your hotel in the Hudson. Certainly exclusive. Certainly uncertain.
Time is on your side, yes it is.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes. But they’re a solid #2.
The 5 Pence Toll Bridge. Does it even make cents?
Visit trendy Kidlington. 参观时尚的基德灵顿。
Get that juice up to Lawsons in 40時間