I’m Duisburg of the Iron Blood, and I’ve got all kinds of hobbies. Good-looking and good-tasting food, collecting cute and elaborate
Funny
You can eat there from here.
Make a break to take a leak.
Not all who wander are lost.
There’s no getting around getting around.
Catch up. Don’t get left behind.
“If you get on the wrong train, get off at the next station – the longer you stay, the more expensive the return trip will be”
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. MLK.
How now, brown Slough.
“I vant to be alone”
I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.
A post box (British English) also written postbox; also known as pillar box) Got it?
“We aim to keep this toilet clean. Your aim is appreciated.”
“Mosquitoes find me delicious.” – Mitch Hedberg
Your editor's parents were teachers. Thus, we were trained how to speak "well English." It's one of those things that get burned into your cranium . . nee, your entire being. When we see awful examples of the English language - especially in professional publications, it makes our hair curl, for sure.…
Wilton, in South Wiltshire, was once the capital of the ancient kingdom of Wessex.
Don’t forget to check before you go. You might miss something – like your son!
“I shoulda stood in bed”
If you tried, would you be a fair dodger? Or a Fare dodger?
The micronation of Molossia embraces creativity and chocolate chip cookie dough.