A bad day skiing is better than a good day working.
“Everything in Africa bites, but the safari bug is worst of all.” Brian Jackman.
When our thousands of Chinese students abroad return home, you will see how China will transform itself. Deng Xiaoping
Your editor's parents were teachers. Thus, we were trained how to speak "well English." It's one of those things that get burned into your cranium . . nee, your entire being. When we see awful examples of the English language - especially in professional publications, it makes our hair curl, for sure.…
Famous for its Art Nouveau architecture.
It must be nice to be able to forget where your mansion is.
Elephants are gentle creatures with golden hearts. Be like them.
Will we see you in September?
More like “Extremadorable”
You’ll Roux the day if you miss this delicious offer.
Jump into a lake that is 1.36 million years old. Feel young again.
Rocka my world, Rocamadour
No stone was left unturned.
Happiness doesn’t have just one address.
Are the vicar’s knickers in a twist? Ooh, matron!
From cheese, to the fact that the French all speak French – thanks for that Olivia de Havilland.
Colombia is everything that you want it to be and more.
35,000 complaint tickets open.
Man, you must really be angry to build a new house just to piss off your ex. But it must be done, we guess.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find. (Reddit)