No stone was left unturned.
Happiness doesn’t have just one address.
Are the vicar’s knickers in a twist? Ooh, matron!
From cheese, to the fact that the French all speak French – thanks for that Olivia de Havilland.
Colombia is everything that you want it to be and more.
35,000 complaint tickets open.
Man, you must really be angry to build a new house just to piss off your ex. But it must be done, we guess.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find. (Reddit)
Time is on your side, yes it is.
At which end of the bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
WhyVR when you can YXX instead?
Keep your feet on the ground and your eyes on the stars.
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
Amok? And afoot in Coldwater?
Goodbye old friend. See you on the other side.
What did one rusty car say to the other? “I’ve got a metal health issue.”
Lavish pink accents, Gold Rush Steak House, all in one place. Say hello to the Madonna Inn.
Remember: New York isn’t going anywhere. Relax.
Big companies like to have fun too. They’re full of fun people. Say hello to Orbitz.
Spend ten minutes of one of these sleek glass-fibre swans. Return a changed person. Boating is the life, and now it’s green.