Humberto Delgado wants you to save your money.
“Hey empty nest parents, if you want your kid to call you, just change your Netflix password.”
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; there is where they should be.
How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three — one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
I’m Duisburg of the Iron Blood, and I’ve got all kinds of hobbies. Good-looking and good-tasting food, collecting cute and elaborate
“Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares” “If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence” (Michael O’Leary)
People, especially drivers, in Europe don’t always know how good they have it. They have the gamut. Sensible, too.
“You buy a Ferrari when you want to be someone. You buy a Lamborghini when you are someone.”